Yeah, I could be mayor!

This week, the Somerville News broke the, um,news that Senator Barack Obama (D-Hillary Clinton's nightmares) recently paid nearly $400 in outstanding parking and excise tax violations to the cities of Somerville and Cambridge, Massachusetts. Obama received the tickets when he was a student at Harvard Law School in the late 80's and who the fuck cares.

Despite having absolutely no news value whatsoever, this story just adds to the amazing number of common threads that already exist between me and the Junior Senator from Illinois.

Please consult the graphic below for the full list: