Caught out there

As his impeachment trial began in the Illinois State Senate, embattled Governor Rod Blagojevich (D-oes anyone want a fucking Senate seat) announced today during his appearance on Good Morning America that he considered appointing Oprah Winfrey to Barack Obama's Senate seat, because "fucking bitch got a lot of money".

Rod said he ultimately went with narcissist Roland Burris, because he decided that the Oprah pick would have been too much of a gimmick and that she would not have accepted it, and that "wait I'm making this up as I'm going along who the fuck am I talking about?  Jerry Springer would have been a great Senator.  Go fuck yourself."