I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school

You just can't let the spotlight shine off can you, Rod? 

Everyone knows Blagojevich loves to make historical references -- quoting Tennison while running through a blizzard and all, but I think I'm a little lost with this one.   He claims that the sneak attack by Pat Fitzgerald and his kamikaze US Attorneys, which, gasp, also happened in early December, reminded him of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor which killed 2400 Americans.  Seriously. This wasn't Jason Sudeikis on Saturday Night Live or Keith Olbermann huffing and puffing his way through a special note.  Blagojevich said that his arrest was like Pearl Harbor.

Of course, he must have been referring to the Michael Bay film, Pearl Harbor, which is exactly like Rod Blagojevich in that it sucks.