78 year old Republican attorneys better run

You gotta hand it to the Veep. He avoided the press for four days after he shot a man in the face, and finally threw himself to the journalistic pitbull known as Brit Hume. This man is so careful with his words, he ought to teach a course on obfuscating. He never said the words "I apologize", "I'm sorry", "It was my fault", or "That son of a bitch deserved it".

Hume ended the interview with some questions about Scooter Libby, which Cheney deftly dodged. He then shot Hume in the face.