Ain't the kind of place to raise a kid

Roger Clemens pitched in a simulated game against some minor league players in the Houston Astros system, including his son Koby. The younger Clemens hit a home run off his father, and then in his next at bat, he got some chin music.

That's not a joke. The Rocket tried to knock down his own son. This is not particularly surprising, as Clemens is a raving egomaniac at best and mentally retarded at worst. He is currently contemplating returning to baseball for another season, where he will undoubtedly have a very low ERA, strike out a lot of batters, and then feign a serious injury and crap out in the playoffs.