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A doctor in Holland has advanced the theory that Slobodan Milosevic had been faking a medical condition and his attempt to manipulate his medicine might have contributed to his death over the weekend.

You know, just when you think you know a guy, he goes and does such a horrifying thing. Who could have predicted such callous behavior? Oh, right.

In other horrifying news, Milosevic supporters are demanding a funeral with full state honors. Speakers will include Augusto Pinochet, Baby Doc, Muammar Quadhafi, Kim Jong Il, General Suharto, Emperor Palpatine, Pol Pot's ghost, Mephistopheles (AKA Satan), and Regis Philbin.