Another dipshit in Congress!

Move over, Henry Clay, there's a new legislator in town. And he means business. Pinstriped business. This has been in the works for several months now, but now it's official. Raj Bhakta, who appeared on The Apprentice during season 2, is running for Congress against Freshman Congresswoman Allyson Schwartz.

Wow. I see upside and downside. The upside is the return to Congress of the bowtie, which of course has been absent since the retirement of Senator Paul Simon (D-Illinois) in 1996. In terms of downside.... Who am I kidding, there is no downside! I love it! This can only bring entertainment, including Donald Trump feeling slighted by the media and running for President in response. Which would be huge. Absolutely huge. The Apprentice.