Ha ha

No clever title for this post. I'm still laughing.

Basically, a guy was "on his way to bible study" when a woman knocked on his door and told him that she was there to give him a free strip-o-gram. Obviously, being a good Christian, he allowed the woman to peddle her wares. And that's when her friend busted in and held up this God fearing man with a knife. Sounds normal, right? On way to church, woman comes to house and offers lap dance, you accept. Typical Sunday morning.

Money quote:

Skinner said he owed Talbert money for sex one time but not for a previous time when he said she fell asleep before they could have sex.

Adam allegedly tied up Skinner and hit him in the face. Investigators said Murphy went upstairs to find valuables and returned with thong underwear and medication for erectile dysfunction.

The pair allegedly tried to take Skinner's car, but it was out of gas.