And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder

Three horsemen of the apocalypse?

Michael Chertoff on the front page of New York Times website? Check.


David Hasselhoff beating his wife? Check.



Liquid water on a moon of Saturn? Check.

I'm packing a bag and heading for the hills, and I suggest that you all do the same. It's the end times. Cats and dogs, living together. Mass hysteria!