Musings

- 36 Mafia becomes the most improbably Academy award winners ever, just edging out Marissa Tomei. They also become the first award winner to actually get censored during their acceptance speech. Further, their after party becomes the setting for Snoop Dogg's new porno video, "Smoke weed until we lose all tactile function and then have sex with several women"

- The "Jack Bauer staring down C. Thomas Howell face" should immediately be bronzed into the Hollywood walk of fame underneath Kiefer Sutherland's Star. Also, which episode of 24 this year will finally feature the "Tony Almeida-Jack Bauer-Curtis Manning Bad Ass Motherfucker-off"? Judges will include John McLane, Martin Riggs, and the T1000 from Terminator 2.

- Not only can Saturday Night Live only do one funny thing every month, but rap is apparently their only outlet. In related news, I love Natalie Portman, and I hereby offer to pay for her dry cleaning.

Rundown of my weekend in Boston
- Number of Cambridge streets vomited on: 1
- Number of topless photos of me: 1
- Number of bars I was helped out of by a girl: 1
- Number of pieces of shumai consumed at Dim Sum at China Pearl: Not enough
- Number of times the Brokeback Mountain theme was played at the Oscars: 58