But I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a man

Man, Lil Kim has really let herself go.

Finally, evidence that Barry Bonds has been using hormones. Or that all these years in San Franciso have finally gotten to him. Back in reality, Bonds participated in a contest called "Giants Idol" where Giants' veterans masqueraded as judges from "American Idol". Holy God.

Fellow Giant Mark Sweeney came up with the quote of the day when he said it was "almost embarrassing" to have Bonds dress up like Paula Abdul. What exactly would have been "completely embarrassing"?