Website of the week

In all my years, I have never come across a cause that deserved more attention from the American public. If I had any money, I would donate it all to this effort, which I defy anyone to besmirch. Hurricanes, tsunamis, AIDS research, the ASPCA, Doctors Without Borders, Habitat for Humanity, Christian Charities... They all pale in comparison.

Come on, patriots! Open up your wallets, and your hearts...