Bad news, bad news

Today's CNN confirms what we all already knew; the world is going to hell in a handbasket. Or is it hell and a handbasket?

Anyway, we've got the Taliban murdering people in their sleep, a pitbull attacking a child, playfully referred as a 'tot', a guy who killed his grandparents, Dr Phil, Russian Roulette, and, of course.... the world Oyster eating championship! Ah, the lighter side.

Can we step back a second and think about the word choice of "sklorks"? What the hell is that?