Thursday, July 24, 2008

While your gun's raisin', mine is blazin'

And the winner of the "Worst Response to the Best Press your Opponent Will Ever Get" award goes to... John McCain! Obama is meeting with the Iraqi Parliament, Simon Peres, speaking to about 10 million Europeans, and he's ordering schnitzel from the St. Pauli Girl?

TAKE THE DAY OFF. You can't beat him this today. You can't beat him this week. Let it settle, announce your absurdly predictable VP nominee, and then you can go back to photo ops at ethnic themed restaurants while you're dressed in a flannel shirt.

As a side note, I have never, ever, seen the kind of positive press Obama is getting right now. It's almost as good as the coverage McCain has gotten for the past 8 years.


Blogger Pepper Make $ GOOD said...

Have you ever seen Teen Wolf Too? You know that part right after Jason Batemen wins his first boxing match and they have that party at the Dean's mansion and the wolf sings "Do Ya Love Me"? What's up with that one hired dancer in the super tight purple plastic pants? Is that a cod piece? Does she have a penis? What the fuck is going on there?

1:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What would McCain order at an Arby's drive thru?

12:50 PM  
Blogger Big Time Alfred said...

let me first report my mystery shop, and then i'll post my insane
comment to your insane blog, thus fulfilling all of my "to-do's"
before i can die a happy man

1:33 PM  

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