Gov off

An anonymous poster posed the question: who has better hair, embattled Rod Blagojevich 

(D-oes anyone know why I keep hear a clicking on my phone?) or Texas Governor Rick Perry (R-eally a homosexual)

That got me thinking... time for a Gov off!

- Better hair -- Blago in a landslide, or hairslide.  Rick's got that neatly coiffed thing, but Rod's hair is the best hair in politics since Jim Traficant.

- Best celebrity lookalike -- Again, Blago, who looks exactly like Steve Carell if Steve Carell put a beaver on his head, while Rick Perry only looks like the FBI director who is killed in Colombia in the Tom Clancy action adventure blockbuster, Clear and Present Danger.

- Best douchebag first name -- Rick vs. Rod.  This is a tough one, if Mitch Daniels or Bobby Jindal were in the contest it would be even tougher.  I'll go with Blago, again.  3-0, Blagojevich.  

- Most likely to be outed by a gay magazine -- And Perry gets on the board.

- Most likely to be murdered by Rahm Emmanuel -- Blagojevich.

- Most likely to be murdered by Kinky Friedman -- Perry

So, it's Blago in a walk.  I'm not going to award him a prize because he'll try to sell it to Jesse Jackson Jr.

Blago-lypse

Who would have thought it would be Rod Blagojevich that would force me to emerge from my hibernation?

All right, I got nothing. I'll be back after New Year's.