Friday, January 30, 2009

BREAKING: OBAMA MULLING SURPRISE PICK FOR COMMERCE SECRETARY... DEVELOPING

The big news out of Washington today is that President Obama plans on filling the empty post of Cabinet Secretary with a middle of the road New Hampshire Republican Senator and former Governor.  That man?


Other names on the short list include Judge Reinhold, Judge Mills Lane, Judd Hirsch, Naomi Judd, Dredd Scott, Gregg Jefferies, Geoffrey the Giraffe, and Matt Drudge.

*- Thanks to Friend of the Blog McGriff for the heads up

UPDATE: Obama actually considering New Hampshire Senator Judd Gregg, not noted hero Judge Dredd.  Moderately Effed apologizes for the error.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

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