Musings
- What the hell is with the current obsession with Chuck Norris? An article in the Times? Is it because his first name is Chuck? Did anyone see Missing in Action III or Invasion USA? I want those four hours back.
- I always get upset when I miss out on funny things like this, so I want to make sure others don't miss it. Germans love David Hasselhoff.
- I would imagine the worst possible thing to see when flipping through the channels would be your mother being interviewed on a street corner for Real Sex.
- And, while flipping through the channels and stumbling upon Real Sex, I watched in utter bliss as the interviewer asked a black man: "If the vagina were a fruit, what kind of fruit would it be?" Without missing a beat, the guy answered: "A watermelon!" You can't script stuff funnier than that.
- I always get upset when I miss out on funny things like this, so I want to make sure others don't miss it. Germans love David Hasselhoff.
- I would imagine the worst possible thing to see when flipping through the channels would be your mother being interviewed on a street corner for Real Sex.
- And, while flipping through the channels and stumbling upon Real Sex, I watched in utter bliss as the interviewer asked a black man: "If the vagina were a fruit, what kind of fruit would it be?" Without missing a beat, the guy answered: "A watermelon!" You can't script stuff funnier than that.
posted by quint at 4:17 PM
3 Comments:
I just bought a pair of Nike Delta Force IV's soley because of Mr. Norris.
Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator
http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php
In response to the "random facts" site Chuck Norris posted:
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx
dude, you've got to download the song "night rocker" by hasselhoff. if you need it, get ahold of me and i'll email it to you. it's not to be missed.
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