Happy New Year

After a very enjoyable sojourn in New York for New Years, I have returned to my undisclosed location to write occasionally funny things.

And 2006 got better than 2005 in just two days, when fellow Brandeis alum Jack Abramoff decided to cop a deal with the authorities to avoid spending 20 years in Federal Pound Me in the Ass prison.

As an added bonus, Abramoff has apparently become Sam Spade.