"Auto erotic asphyxiation happens to be the new black"

and I mean that in the nicest way.

I heard that the dude from INXS, Michael Hutchence got choked to death by his lady while she was drilling him. Any one got the inside scoop? Maybe a few hot stories? This is all news to me. I must know.

Is it also true that if you smash your balls in the hatchback of a geo prizm Autism Boy Johnny Damon will leave a dollar under your pillow? I hate the Red Sox and their hippy fans. Until further notice George Steinbrenner is DTM.

I don't want the integrity of the Yankees franchise to be Moderately Effed by some freakshow like Autism Boy.