Are you a God?
Texas' Vince Young just threw 30-40 passes for 267 yards, and ran for 200 yards and scored three touchdowns including the game winner with 19 seconds left. Then he turned the Gatorade on the sidelines into wine and walked across the La Brea tar pits.
Holy shit this guy is good. And this wasn't a Vick game (run for 200 yards, throw 12-32 passes with 2 picks and 3 sacks) Young did not get sacked. It was as if he were two players. Just crazy. He easily picked up the Offensive MVP award.
Young also won the "Most likely to end up in an orgy with America's hottest girls" award, which has been previously presented to Joe Namath, Derek Jeter, Colin Farrell, and President William Jefferson Clinton. Think about it: Vince is in Los Angeles surrounded by thousands of slutty drunk girls who drove from Austin to see the game, as well as thousands of the normal slutty drunk girls who wander around the greater Los Angeles Metropolitan area. Oh dear.
Matthew McConaughey made a brief cameo as the camera panned towards the awards ceremony, in what I'd imagine was an attempt to cause the women in the stadium to remove all of their clothing. The camera quickly panned back to Vince Young, who was mentally calculating how acquiring every sexually transmitted disease known to man would affect his NFL career.
Also, it is definitely time for Keith Jackson to hang 'em up. Yao Ming could have called a more cogent game.
Holy shit this guy is good. And this wasn't a Vick game (run for 200 yards, throw 12-32 passes with 2 picks and 3 sacks) Young did not get sacked. It was as if he were two players. Just crazy. He easily picked up the Offensive MVP award.
Young also won the "Most likely to end up in an orgy with America's hottest girls" award, which has been previously presented to Joe Namath, Derek Jeter, Colin Farrell, and President William Jefferson Clinton. Think about it: Vince is in Los Angeles surrounded by thousands of slutty drunk girls who drove from Austin to see the game, as well as thousands of the normal slutty drunk girls who wander around the greater Los Angeles Metropolitan area. Oh dear.
Matthew McConaughey made a brief cameo as the camera panned towards the awards ceremony, in what I'd imagine was an attempt to cause the women in the stadium to remove all of their clothing. The camera quickly panned back to Vince Young, who was mentally calculating how acquiring every sexually transmitted disease known to man would affect his NFL career.
Also, it is definitely time for Keith Jackson to hang 'em up. Yao Ming could have called a more cogent game.
posted by quint at 12:26 AM
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Hilarious
who arethese people?
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