Horse Incites Neighing

Literally everyone on the farm got a surprise today when Tinklebody, an English bred horse, mounted a soapbox during feeding time and began speaking for the rest of the herd. Many of the other horses in the field stopped chewing hay and began to neigh in agreement.
"I always knew he had it 'em," Farmer Paul Sandwich explained, "too bad we had to put ol' Tinklebody down."