Sellouts

There is so much going on in this article about the corporate and hierarchical structure of Al Queda, but the above few paragraphs are golden.

15 days of sick leave a year? More money if you're married? Even more money if you're married to more than one woman? It's official; Al Queda is a better employer than WalMart.
The sick days make sense, I suppose. Living in a cave and being exposed to all that desert heat and biotoxins has got to be a killer on the immune system, and there is no way Bin Laden is springing for health insurance. Kind of a high risk pool.