Friday news roundup

- President Bush welcomed the Irish Prime Minister to the White House today to talk about the Northern Ireland peace plan. Then they got hammered.

- In California, there was another shooting at a Denny's, bringing the grand total to three Denny's shootings in as many days. One more and it's a Grand Slam! So not only can't black people get hired there, but if you want something to eat, you might get shot. And they don't give free meals on your birthday anymore. Just disgraceful.

- Everybody ready for the dumbest fashion statement ever?


- We invaded Iraq three years ago. Thank god that's over. Whew.