Friday News Roundup

Some quick hits today, because I'm struggling...

- Hugo Chavez speaks at UN, quotes Chomsky, whom he falsely believes is dead, conservatives spontaneously combust, Chomsky booksales rise, hilarity ensues.

- Steve Carell in Little Miss Sunshine (Oh, I'm sorry, I mean Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad) speaks at UN, claims no weapons program, flashes million dollar smile, hilarity ensues.

- Spinach = bad.

- CNN's Nancy Grace enjoys sex.