Want to front? Who got your back

I know I said I was on vacation, but before I left work today, I noticed this headline on CNN, advertising a weekend special on Secretary of Defense Don Rumsfeld:


Seriously? Upcoming CNN specials include:
- Who is George Bush? CNN investigates his headstrong attitude and musky manscent
- Who is Dick Cheney? Today CNN discusses his large penis and confident visage.
- Who is Condoleeza Rice? Wolf Blitzer performs oral sex on her.