Holy crap what a copout
Seriously?
Time Magazine has reached a new stratosphere of sycophancy, previously reserved for Larry King and James Lipton. I admit, it's kind of an off year, with the most notable American political leader having bug eyes, but seriously? That's three out of the past four years with this nebulous shit -- the American soldier, Good Samaritans, and now, you? You can't possibly mean me. I'm lazy, 15 pounds overweight and I write a blog.
Other finalists for Time's Person of the Year Award:
- Your Penis -- Yes, your penis. It's huge.
- Your abs -- have you been working out? I thought so. Yeah, it really shows.
- Your girlfriend -- she's hot. I am very envious of you and all the sex that you are able to have with her.
- Your recent presentation at work -- That killed! Mike and Bob loved it. Seriously, they did. Did you see how they were nodding and laughing at all the right times?
Time Magazine has reached a new stratosphere of sycophancy, previously reserved for Larry King and James Lipton. I admit, it's kind of an off year, with the most notable American political leader having bug eyes, but seriously? That's three out of the past four years with this nebulous shit -- the American soldier, Good Samaritans, and now, you? You can't possibly mean me. I'm lazy, 15 pounds overweight and I write a blog.
Other finalists for Time's Person of the Year Award:
- Your Penis -- Yes, your penis. It's huge.
- Your abs -- have you been working out? I thought so. Yeah, it really shows.
- Your girlfriend -- she's hot. I am very envious of you and all the sex that you are able to have with her.
- Your recent presentation at work -- That killed! Mike and Bob loved it. Seriously, they did. Did you see how they were nodding and laughing at all the right times?
Labels: pathetic
posted by quint at 1:59 PM
3 Comments:
I wouldn't think that an obsessive blogger would be opposed to honoring the creators of Web 2.0
-ROG
But luckily I still love you...
-ROG
i consider myself an auteur.
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