IIll tell them what the smile on my face meant

"Don't touch the hair! Also, the holocaust never happened. What what?"

Iran finished up its Holocaust conference yesterday, and just in time, because I can't wait to hear what conclusions they reached!!! Gas chambers? Nah, just steam baths. Medical experiments? That was just universal health care. Starvation? Physical fitness. Mass graves? Ok, those were mass graves, but the Nazis needed a place to bury all the people who died happy deaths after all the physical fitness, universal health care, and steam baths.

It was a veritable who's who of Holocaust deniers at Ahmadinejad's meet and greet, including Mahmoud, former Louisiana state rep and nutjob David Duke, and a French guy and an Austrian guy who have been arrested for continually denying the holocaust. Unfortunately, Pat Buchanan couldn't deliver the keynote address because he was busy murdering illegal immigrants.

Every world leader practically knocked each over to deliver the most outraged statement, with Tony Snow calling the conference "an affront to the entire civilized world", Tony Blair recoiling he was shocked "beyond belief", and Saddam Hussein saying, "Ha ha. Good choice on that whole invasion thing."