A Very Special Tuesday News Roundup

- Michael Richards, best known for his hilarious cameo in So I Married An Ax Murderer, apparently flipped the fuck out. While doing standup on Friday night in Los Angeles, he was heckled by two black guys, to which Richards inexplicable responded by calling them niggers and hearkening back to the 1950’s south. Bob Sacamano expressed deep disappointment.

- Fox cancelled the publishing of OJ Simpson’s confession book and TV special, citing an error in judgement in commissioning the project to begin with. Simpson, however, stands by murdering Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.

- John Kerry has slipped in the polls for President in 2008 in the aftermath his verbal gaffe insulting American troops. He recently clarified it again, claiming he meant to say "you need to study hard, or else you'll run unsuccessfully for President, make a complete ass out of yourself, and then flail wildly trying to maintain relevance."