Never did no panderin'

"I really admired your father's work. I especially enjoyed Christine. That car was scary! Also, Cujo."

President Bush today met with every black person in the United States to commemorate a new monument on the National Mall to honor The Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Bush highlighted King's contributions to the civil rights movement, as well as his role in "that hilarious movie with Chevy Chase and the Mexicans? Oh, no, that's Steve Martin."

The meet and greet also presented the hilarious opportunity of a three way conversation between Jesse Jackson, the Reverend Al Sharpton, and President Bush, which could have gone down as the most awkward confrontation ever if not for every time Bill and Hillary Clinton pass each other in the hall of their house in Chappaqua.

In honoring the monument as well as Dr. King, Bush spoke of the "long tradition that us Republicans have of honoring dead Black people. Not so much the living ones, but we're working on that."*

* Half of that joke by PK