See what had happened was...

Two posts in a day are rare, but...

'Straight' from the files of "I effed that guy but didn't really enjoy it", superpastor to the elite Ted Haggard admitted buying meth from male prostitute and adult film star wannabe Mike Jones after visiting him for a massage, but did not admit using the meth or carrying on a three year long gay relationship with him.

The money quote, from an apparently dazed (and possibly high on meth) Haggard:
"...I was buying it for me but I never used it. I was tempted, I bought it, but I never used it... He told me about it. I went there for a massage."

Can we create a national holiday to celebrate the eventual explanation?