He traveled with a gun in every hand (Part 2)

Once again, two posts in a day, but I somehow missed a wonderful story. Get ready, old Texas lawyers, Dick Cheney is locked and loaded.

Instead of his usual election day ritual of watching the results with his wife Lynne, calling Democrats cowards, and drinking the blood of Wyoming teenagers, Cheney will go on a hunting trip to South Dakota, where I assume he will hide from the media, sleep for several hours in his coffin, and then shoot George McGovern in the face.

As a side note, is this the bad memory that the Republicans want to put back in people's minds? A vanishing Vice President whose last hunting trip resulted in a septuegenarian taking birdshot to the face, having a heart attack, and nearly dying? What's next on their agenda? Flooding Detroit and invading Syria?