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President Bush had a fun day today, meeting with Italian President Giorgio Napolitano and discussing Iran, Israel, and TGI Friday's mozzarella sticks.

Let's play multiple choice! Bush is shown in the photo above:

a) Showing off his new miming skills to the White House press corps
b) Comparing the length of aluminum control rods to the length of his cock
c) Demonstrating the proper technique to impersonate himself
d) Meeting with an equally inconsequential world leader who is also clinging to relevance