Justice

After all this time, finally an election result us Americans can celebrate:


That's right, finally the everyman wins out. Congratulations, People Magazine! Congratulations, Matt Damon! Congratulations, to us all!!!


UPDATE:
Cnn, what are you thinking?

Dont bother waiting for your poll results.. I've already done the math.

UPDATE:
What the hell is going on?

Who, dare I ask, does the other 69% think People should select? Tom Selleck? Cary Grant? Ted Danson? We're talking about Matt Damon here. We're talking about Will Hunting. Mike McD. Jason Bourne. Greg Kinnear's siamese twin from "Stuck on You". Bagger Vance. Or, rather, the golfer that Bagger Vance worked for, but whatever.

You're goddamn right it's not a scientific poll.