Not necessarily the news
It's days like this that I wish I lived a life without the internet or television or newspapers. You know, President Bush's life?With the exception of what I'm assuming is Lou Dobbs' most recent screed on immigration or the dearth of hair dye in his neighborhood Duane Reade and Nicholas Sarkozy's most recent fellating of President Bush, the rest of the articles straddle the line between horrifying and depressing. Falling cows, mutilation, polygamy, pedophilia, polygmast pedophiles, wheel-less airplanes, and Rudy Giuliani.... Come on! Can't we have a The USA Today style "Firefighter rescues cat from tree, hosts fundraiser for Iraq war veterans, and accidentally shoots illegal immigrant" article? I'm just looking for one feel good story a day. That's it.
posted by quint at 1:31 PM
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