And then return

"Hey, does anybody have dibs on that orange?"

Hey, what a nice event. It's the Dalai Lama. And Nancy Pelosi. And, oh, its President Bush. And OH MY GOD!!! IS THAT GOLEM?!?!

Ok, ok, it's just Robert Byrd.

In other news President Bush held a news conference today where he officially made the transformation from Regular Old Douchebag in Chief to Sarcastic Douchebag in Chief, saying: " So I've told people that, if you're interested in avoiding World War III, it seems like you ought to be interested in preventing them from having the knowledge necessary to make a nuclear weapon."

Now we all know everything Bush says is tightly scripted as to avoid him calling a reporter an asshole or suggesting that gynecologists have sex with their patients, but when did the White House Communications team decide to hire former writers from Will and Grace to pep up Bushs press conferences?