"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs"

The trade winds have lifted me again, and I'm heading to California. I haven't been to California since I was 12 and my grandmother dropped her purse in the Pacific Ocean.

Now, why am I going to California?

A) To track down the actress who played Evie on "Out of this World"
B) To beg to be a writer on "Two and a Half Men"
C) Strictly for the weather, women and the weed
D) Sticky green

Hopefully the impending Mets playoff run and Belichick fine will cause me to write more when I return, or maybe even cause me to write a special blog from the Left Coast. Probably neither.