Pervez, put your redshoes on, we goin’ to the disco

Yeah… That’s right General Pervez Musharraf, take that uniform off and show the United States of America how you do it, Karachi style. Let it rain!

There’s some trouble brewin’ in Pakistan. President, General, and all around man-about-town Pervez Musharraf declared martial law on Saturday, suspending the Pakistani constitution and postponing the planned elections in January. According to Musharraf, the move was an attempt to “give me some fucking time to think, ok? Fuck.”

Meanwhile, former Prime Minister Benazhir Bhutto boldly blasted Musharraf’s militant maneuver as megalomaniacal, arguing that the General’s gestures were just jeopardous.

Condoleeza Rice expressed disappointment at the developments, demanding that Musharraf step down from the Pakistani military. White House Press Secretary Dana Perino also provided the following list of US demands:

- Find Osama Bin Laden, secretly hand him over to the US and allow President Bush to announce news in World Trade Center site

- Donate old military uniforms to President Bush

- Shave ridiculous moustache