The glass is half... well dead, I guess, half dead

Borrowing a page from The Onion, Reuters ran with this headline today, following an airline crash by a Hewa Bora airlines plane in the Democratic Republic of Congo:


To be fair, most airline crashes have no survivors so I guess Hewa Bora (previously named Fingers Crossed Airlines) has got a (badly broken) leg up on the competition. Personally, I love their optimism.