Thursday, May 22, 2008

Ride wit me

Senator John McCain (R-eally old. Seriously) is holding a bit of a get together at his place in Arizona this weekend, and is inviting, among others, three men who have bandied about as frontrunners for the Vice Presidential nod: Former Massachusetts Governor and current dickbag Mitt Romney, Florida Governor and noted gay Charlie Crist, and Louisiana Governor and non-white Bobby Jindal.

Here's a fun picture of McCain attempting to look, I don't know, semiconscious:


The list of VP candidates is certainly in its early stages, but I'm comfortable handicapping:

- Mitt Romney -- Too greasy
- Bobby Jindal -- Too... much melanin
- Charlie Crist -- Gay
- Lindsay Graham -- Gay
- Condi Rice -- Lacks pulse
- Carly Fiorina -- Who?
- Mike Huckabee -- Too late he's already gained all the weight back.
- Joe Lieberman -- Haha.
- John Hoeven -- Has moustache.
- Tom Ridge -- OH MY GOD WE'RE ON ALERT LEVEL RED

Oh and Hillary Clinton sucks.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Ted said...

Jindal (and Crist) are good Governors, but it’s a no-brainer that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is the best Veep pick for McCain.

12:52 PM  

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