I pity the poor immigrant

And you're not winning any spelling bees.

Hundreds of thousands protested in several American cities over the weekend to protest the proposed Congressional legislation to construct a 700 mile long Maginot line along the US border with Mexico. Because that would have kept out the 9/11 hijackers! Oh, right.

Other anti terror immigration plans include: construction of a moat, large Do Not Enter signs, catapults, and invading the correct countries.