I'm too old for this shit

Cynthia Mckinney, the Congresswoman from Georgia who allegedly punched a Capitol Hill police officer on Wednesday, will be holding a press conference today with Danny Glover, which leads me to believe that she is either running as Ralph Nader's VP in 2008 or will be playing Glover's wife in Lethal Weapon 5.

McKinney's attorney calls the Congresswoman "just of victim of being in Congress while black", which, as a result of recent legislation sponsored by New York Congressman Gregory Meeks, is no longer a felony. Representatives of the Capitol police called the officer who was allegedly punched by Mckinney "just a victim of being punched in the face by an irate and psychotic Congresswoman." After viewing the above photo, Joan Rivers called the Congresswoman "just a fashion victim."