Friday news roundup
- Scooter Libby reportedly testified that President Bush and Vice President Cheney instructed him to leak classified intelligence to the New York Times. Wow, has there ever been a more unsurprising piece of news? Meanwhile, Chuck Schumer valiantly endeavors to raise the roof.
- A judge in England found DaVinci Code "author" Dan Brown not liable for copyright infringement in a case brought by two fellow writers. The judge did, however, find him guilty of being loquacious and pretentious, which in England is actually rewarded.
- Cynthia McKinney finally apologized to the Capitol police after her unfortunate "Punching a cop in the face" incident last week. No word on when she is going to apologize to Erykah Badu for stealing her haircut or the American people for ever getting elected.
- Not really a news update, but after berating a movie theater manager for showing the "United 93" trailer yesterday, I accidentally overflowed a urinal, which I did not believe was scientifically possible.
- A judge in England found DaVinci Code "author" Dan Brown not liable for copyright infringement in a case brought by two fellow writers. The judge did, however, find him guilty of being loquacious and pretentious, which in England is actually rewarded.
- Cynthia McKinney finally apologized to the Capitol police after her unfortunate "Punching a cop in the face" incident last week. No word on when she is going to apologize to Erykah Badu for stealing her haircut or the American people for ever getting elected.
- Not really a news update, but after berating a movie theater manager for showing the "United 93" trailer yesterday, I accidentally overflowed a urinal, which I did not believe was scientifically possible.
posted by quint at 11:29 AM
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