Listen to the words long written down, When the man comes around.
It's time for Moderately Effed's "Monthly Three horseman of the Apocalypse Update":
1) Scientists postulate that Jesus walked on ice drifts, not water? Check.
2) Suge Knight declares for bankruptcy? Check.
3) Katie Couric signs on to be CBS' evening anchor? A very perky check.
Every month, I think I see indications of end times, and every month, the final battle between good and evil is postponed. Regardless, I'm converting to Christianity and absolving my sins. A woman delivering the news? Cerberus can't be too far behind.
1) Scientists postulate that Jesus walked on ice drifts, not water? Check.
2) Suge Knight declares for bankruptcy? Check.
3) Katie Couric signs on to be CBS' evening anchor? A very perky check.
Every month, I think I see indications of end times, and every month, the final battle between good and evil is postponed. Regardless, I'm converting to Christianity and absolving my sins. A woman delivering the news? Cerberus can't be too far behind.
posted by quint at 9:52 AM
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