I suppose I could collect my books and go on back to school

In other bizarre pedophilic news, this teacher has been accused of having sex with her 13 year old student 28 TIMES IN ONE WEEK:


First of all, that shatters my record by about 23 times. Moreover, look at her! Peter North couldn't fuck this woman four times a day. Didn't she fall on Reggie Jackson at the end of The Naked Gun? This kid is either blind and lacks tactile function in his hands or he has a fantastic future in adult films.