Snow Job

In the "cutting out the middle man" department, the White House officially hired Foxnews host and enormous talking head Tony Snow to fill Scott McClellan's position lying to the American public. I'm sure he will do a great job following in McClellan's sweaty shoes. I suppose the only way the administration is going to get any good press is if they start hiring the press.

The White House also announced the following hires:

- Rush Limbaugh was hired as Director of the DEA
- Chainsaw Al Dunlap was appointed Secretary of Labor
- Gargamel was nominated to be Surgeon General
- Benedict Arnold was brought on as National Security Advisor
- Arnold Schwarzenegger was elected Governor of California