An open letter to all the people who use the toilets in the mens' bathroom on the 12th floor of my office building

Dear all the people who use the toilets in the mens' bathroom on the 12th floor of my office building:

This is a toilet flusher:


When this lever is depressed, it causes a strong flow of water to enter into the toilet chamber, sweeping it clear of urine and fecal matter. First invented in 1500 BC on the Mediterranean isle of Crete, indoor plumbing was designed mainly for hygenic and health purposes, as human waste out in the open tends to attract bacteria, germs, and insects. Additionally, it gives off a very unsavory odor and is rather displeasing to the eye. Operation of said lever requires a very small amount of physical pressure, and takes less than a second of time.

Thank you,
Dave