Friday News Roundup
- Senator George Allen (R-acist) of Virginia really stepped into it this week, when he referred to opponent Jim Webb's dark skinned tracker as a "macaca" (A North African derogatory term for monkey) and welcome him to America. Too bad just because he was of Indian heritage he was actually born in Virginia. Whoops. Allen's bad. Overall, it's pretty exciting. Not every day do you get a candidate for President saying something racist. Wait.
- President Bush gave an uplifting speech to the State Department about the Israel-Lebanon cease fire, and implored observers to take a "look-see" after a period of time. He also asked for people to take a "gander", a "peep", and a "squint". Then he got on top of his car and drove to Beverly Hills.
- A man arrested in Thailand has claimed that he killed JonBenet Ramsay in December of 1996. In response, JonBenet's father said: "Wait, that's impossible. I killed her. He's lying."
- And finally, Snakes on a Plane premieres in theaters today, and I happened to catch the early show last night at 10:00PM at the Assembly Square Cinemas in Somerville. Oh wow. Not only were people dressed up as stewardesses and pilots and other various snake victims, but there were plastic snakes being thrown throughout the theater and the most heckling I have ever seen at any public event. It was, in a word, awesome.
- President Bush gave an uplifting speech to the State Department about the Israel-Lebanon cease fire, and implored observers to take a "look-see" after a period of time. He also asked for people to take a "gander", a "peep", and a "squint". Then he got on top of his car and drove to Beverly Hills.
- A man arrested in Thailand has claimed that he killed JonBenet Ramsay in December of 1996. In response, JonBenet's father said: "Wait, that's impossible. I killed her. He's lying."
- And finally, Snakes on a Plane premieres in theaters today, and I happened to catch the early show last night at 10:00PM at the Assembly Square Cinemas in Somerville. Oh wow. Not only were people dressed up as stewardesses and pilots and other various snake victims, but there were plastic snakes being thrown throughout the theater and the most heckling I have ever seen at any public event. It was, in a word, awesome.
posted by quint at 11:18 AM
1 Comments:
piss off Pepper, no one likes you. We are the Nutroots and we are here to elect moderates like Russ Feingold and Fidel Castro so we can have a paper trail and voting machines in every super market and adult book store acroos the fly over states that we all know are REALLY Blue states they just keep getting the elections stolen from them and they need the NUTROOTS and Super-Duper-Kos and me in a Diaper to speak for them because they agree with us and Ned Lamont is super awesome and Joe Lieberman is Jew. Feingold is a jew too but he's the good kind. Man I hate Bush, I really hate Bush because his grand daddy Prescott Bush gave money to the Nazis. I wish Feingold and Lamont were around then to stop Prescott Bush from giving money to those Nazis. They could have swept in like Harry Potter and Frodo and melted some Nazi faces Indiana Jones style. Thats why, dear blog-o-sperettes and Commune of Snarkers I am building a time machine so I can take Feingold and Lamont back to before Hitler took power and fight the nazis and then we will go to yale in the sixties and put sugar in Bush and Lieberman's gas tanks. yeah. Thats what we'll do. I got some good ideas you should come to the local meet-up so we can work on my campaign i am running for congress.
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