...Now they call me Castro

Fidel Castro is stepping down as President/premier/dictator/pimp of Cuba due to an illness, and is handing over the country's reign to.... his brother! This is much better news than a few weeks ago, when the rumor mill had Castro dead. Although not nearly as good as when he fell down in 2004.

So we've got evil identical twins running Poland, Fidel giving the leadership of Cuba to his brother, father and son Presidents in the same decade, brothers in the House and Senate from Colorado, and Conan goes Bananas as Governor of our third largest state. Viva la revolucion!