The prognosticator of prognosticators

Stay tuned tomorrow for a more in depth primary analysis, but for now, my New Hampshire predictions.


The Republicans (Cobra Kai)

1. John McCain
2. Mitt Romney
3. Chuck Norris
4. Rudy Giuliani

The Democrats (The Good Guys)

1. Barack Obama
2. Hillary Clinton
3. John Edwards
4. El Gobernador Gordo (Only because he's the only one left running)


Other predictions: Ohio State beats LSU, Fat guy beats fat woman on The Biggest Loser.