Oh God please let it be over

North Carolina (come on and raise up take your shirt off, spin it 'round your head like a helicopter) and Indiana (no appropriate song lyric) are voting today. A Barack sweep would put Hillary on her heels, a Hillary sweep would cause Terry McCauliffe's head to explode, and a Barack/Hillary split would put me closer to ending up in an equine ambulance.

Please.... Please... My birthday is tomorrow. I don't want to hear the word "comeback" leave Hillary Clinton's mouth unless it's in the context by "Wow Barack you gave me the asswhooping of a lifetime I will never come back to national politics".